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One more question for the Oracle, today
Q: Why can’t hot be cold instead?
A: You may not know this, but in the town of “Stead,” hot actually IS cold. The native people’s of Stead learned long ago not to touch ice, or they would burn themselves and risk setting themselves aflame. So you see, in Stead, hot be cold.
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Another question for me, The Oracle
Q: Why aren’t Cheerios green?
A: Because, then envy would have to be a light tannish color and it would get soggy in milk.
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A question to me, The Oracle of the Multiverse,...
Q: Why isn’t the sky beneath us instead of overhead?
A: Ah, this is a good question, young grasshopper. First, the question of the sky’s placement has nothing to do with the cost of maintenance of the sky (overhead expenditures). Rudy, the Assistant Sky Supervisor, is in charge of keeping our overhead low, so we can afford such a big ass sky. Why did he place it above, instead of...
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Watch
Conan O’Brien @ Warner Bros. Animation — Makes fun of DC’s more obscure characters and Bruce Timm turns him into a superhero.
Via crimsonviper:the-nomad:dcu
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